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People spend about 200+ days of their lives pooping (based on 80 years = 29,200 days, once a day for 10 minutes), and pooping is a first-class event that occupies a higher priority because of the physical imperative of a mudslide eruption and the psychological fear of the risk of shitting in your pants pockets. For most mammals, taking a dump in the wild is a no-brainer, but not for modern Homo sapiens (with the exception of some exhibitionists), and finding a safe place to take a complete and comfortable dump is a necessity.
Toilets
When modern Homo sapiens were still infants and toddlers, it was normal for adults to encourage them to take a dump on the side of the road, excluding the risk of wild dogs licking their asses and grabbing the poop, which is unethical but acceptable. After possessing a rudimentary sense of shame, we would go to a place called the toilet to settle this first order of business. The toilet and the squatty potty each have their fans, and the pooping solemnly begins after making sure we have plenty of paper towels and haven’t forgotten our cell phones. In our struggle with the sphincter, there is always something to read to pass the time, and in the early days, before smartphones, newspapers and magazines were the preferred choice (and served as a back-up toilet paper), which I only experienced when I didn’t have a cell phone at school, sometimes grabbing the shampoo and body wash charts when I got tired of flipping through a magazine. With smartphones, it became a state of not being able to take a shit without a cell phone, with the phone serving as a necessity for taking a shit. If you tell me that someone never takes a cell phone with them when they shit, I’d just think that TA has taken it more solemnly than I have, and reached the realm of the true nature of shitting is shitting is shitting is shitting.
DLC
Taking a wild shit, with the addition of a wild, means taking a shit in the wild. Taking a shit in the woods or grass is no different than running around naked in the middle of the night, and it’s a desperate move. Once you’ve exposed your ass to the world, you’ll be in a hurry to lift up your pants and cover your face, regardless of whether or not anyone sees you.
DLC2
Public toilets, public restrooms, the upper limit is very high and the lower limit is very low. Good public toilets are well-equipped, clean and odorless, with thick toilet paper, and a five-star hotel-like toilet experience that is both physically and mentally enjoyable. Bad public toilets have such Cthulhu things as strawberry towers and golden pythons, and the environment needs no introduction.
After writing this article feet have squatting numb